149+ Best Poop Riddles (with Answers)

Riddle: I come out of you when you need to go, I can be stinky, but I'm not a foe. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you when you sit on the throne, brown and smelly, but not alone. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, but I'm not a frown,<br /> You flush me away, but I'll never drown.<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I'm brown and stinky, sometimes smelly and gross, everyone produces me, even the queen on her throne. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What's brown, stinky, and comes out of your rear? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, but I'm not food or a drink, what am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come in all shapes and sizes, always smelly and brown,<br /> Wrapped up in paper, I'll make you frown.<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What goes in stinky and brown, but comes out as something to flush down? 🤔

Riddle: I come out in different colors, shapes, and sizes,<br /> Often causing unpleasant surprises.<br /> I leave a trail wherever I go,<br /> But I'm just a natural part of the body, you know.<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you when you're done eating, but I'm not food. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What comes out of your rear, is sometimes brown or yellow, and leaves a stinky smell in the air? 🤔

Riddle: What comes out of your body, but is not alive,<br /> It can be solid or runny, but always a surprise.<br /> It often smells foul and can be a bother,<br /> But it's just a natural part of your digestive horror. 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you, but I'm not food. I can be stinky, brown, and quite lewd. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your behind, but I'm not a rhyme. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What's brown and stinky and often found in a potty, but can sometimes be colorful and come from a party? 🤔

Riddle: What starts with a 'P' and ends with an 'oop', and comes out of your body in a loop? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you when you sit on the loo,<br /> Brown and smelly, but it's just what I do.<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your body, but I'm not considered food. I can be smelly and gross, but I mean you're feeling good. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come in many shapes and sizes,<br /> Some people find me quite despised.<br /> Brown and squishy, I make a plop,<br /> What am I? Can you guess on the spot? 🤔

Riddle: I'm brown and stinky, but necessary for our bodies. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What goes in dirty but comes out clean and can sometimes be mean? 🤔

Riddle: What starts with a P, ends with a P, and has tons of brown lumps in between? 🤔

Riddle: What's brown, smelly, and comes out of your body. It's not food, but it makes the toilet quite shoddy? 🤔

Riddle: I smell really bad, but I come out of your behind. I'm brown and squishy, not very kind. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What goes in stinky and comes out fragrant? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, brown and smelly,<br /> Sometimes solid, sometimes jelly.<br /> I'm not food, but I am waste,<br /> What am I? Can you guess in haste? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you without a sound, I'm smelly and brown and often found. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come in all shapes and sizes, yet always smell quite foul. I'm what you leave behind when you're done with your bowel. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come in many shapes and sizes, sometimes I'm firm and sometimes I'm runny. People try to avoid me, but I always make an appearance. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What comes out of your body, but is never welcome at a party? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you, but I'm not alive. I stink up the bathroom, causing a jive. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you when you're done eating,<br /> In different shapes and sizes, often repeating.<br /> Though some may find me gross and vile,<br /> I'm just a natural process, not worth your while.<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, sometimes soft and sometimes hard. Can you guess what I am? 🤔

Riddle: I am brown and smelly, but I come from within you. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your body, brown and smelly, yet some people find me quite relieving. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come in all shapes and sizes, but I'm usually pretty smelly. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, can be hard or soft, and can smell quite awful. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What's brown, stinky, and comes out of your tushy? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, smelling quite foul,<br /> But I'm a natural process, so don't throw in the towel.<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, yet I am not a snack<br /> I might make you frown, but I won't hold you back<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What is brown, stinky, and sometimes floats in the toilet? 🤔

Riddle: I come in all shapes and sizes, sometimes solid and sometimes runny. But no matter what, I always smell funny. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What goes in hard and comes out soft, but never gets eaten? 🤔

Riddle: What goes in stinky but comes out clean? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your behind and can be stinky or kind. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you, but I'm not alive. I can smell pretty bad, but I'm not a hive. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What comes out of you when you've eaten too much spicy food? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of you, brown and smelly.<br /> Sometimes I'm solid, sometimes I'm jelly.<br /> What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What starts with a 'P' and ends with an 'O' and is always in the bathroom? 🤔

Riddle: I come out of your bottom, no need for a mop, I'm brown and smelly, what am I called? 🤔