149+ Best Drunk Riddles (with Answers)

Riddle: I'll make you stumble, I'll make you slur, I'll make you laugh, I'll make you blur. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I make you brave, but can also bring you down, I'm found in a bottle and can make you act like a clown. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What gets clumsier as it sobers up? 🤔

Riddle: I'm taken by some but not others, making me different from my siblings. I can make you feel happy and carefree, but too much of me can lead to a headache the next day. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I make people giggly, I make people spree, but too much of me and you may not see. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I start out clear, but the more you drink, the cloudier I become. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I make you bold and have you talking nonsense, but too much of me and you'll surely experience consequence. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What gets wobbly when it's had too many shots? 🤔

Riddle: I come in a bottle, but can make you feel fine. Too much of me though, and you might cross the line. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I make people stumble, I make people fall, I make people drunk if they have too much at all. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I can make you feel wobbly and dizzy,
But I also make everything seem more frizzy.
I'm often found in a bottle or glass,
And can turn a good time into a total gas.

What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I can make you stumble and fall, yet I am not a wall. I am often found in a bottle, and can make you act like a fool. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, my vision is blurred
I dance and I party, like a drunken bird
I laugh and I joke, with no control
What am I when I've had too much to stroll? 🤔

Riddle: What gets better when it's drunk? 🤔

Riddle: I can make you feel happy and loose, but too much of me and you'll have a bad excuse. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I'm not myself when I've had too much to drink, I stumble and slur my words, it's hard to think. What am I called when I've had a bit too much fun? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, fall over and trip,
Too many shots, I start to lose my grip.
I talk too loud and dance like a fool,
But don't worry, tomorrow I'll feel like a mule.
What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I make people slur their words and walk in zigzags, but I'm not a winding path. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What gets wobbly when it's filled with too much wine? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, I laugh and I cry, I might make you dizzy if you're standing nearby. Who am I? 🤔

Riddle: I enter a room walking upright, and leave the same room walking sideways. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What do you call it when a beer tells a joke? 🤔

Riddle: What gets stronger the more you drink, but also makes you stumble and think? 🤔

Riddle: I make you wobbly on your feet, but also make you feel sweet. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I make you feel light-headed, yet I'm not a balloon. I can make you stumble and slur your words soon. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I can make you feel happy or sad
I can make you walk funny or fall flat
Just one sip of me and you'll feel quite mad
But remember, always drink responsibly, that's a fact

What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I start off clear, but the more you drink, the blurrier I become. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, my vision is blurry,
I make bad decisions in a hurry.
I dance like a fool and can't walk straight,
But put me in your glass, I'm a tasty date. 🤔

Riddle: What do you call a beer that's gone to college? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, my vision a blur,
After a few drinks, I'm sure to occur.
I lose my balance and might even fall,
But somehow still manage to have a ball. 🤔

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Riddle: I make the room spin and slur my speech, but too much of me and you'll be out of reach. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I come out at night, stumbling and bumbling,
My words are slurred, my steps are fumbling.
Too much of me and you might see double,
But I'll always bring laughter and trouble.

What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, with a drink in my hand,
My balance is off, I can barely stand.
I'm the life of the party, but a mess when I'm through,
Guess who I am, it's not hard to construe. 🤔

Riddle: I sway and stumble, my speech is all slurred,
I'll drink any drink, no matter how absurd.
Too much of me and you'll surely find,
Your mind a blur and your vision blind. 🤔

Riddle: I get better with age, but can make you stumble and fall. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What gets worse as it sobers up? 🤔

Riddle: I make you feel loopy and silly,
With me, your words may get willy-nilly.
Too much of me can leave you in a haze,
What am I, that alters your days? 🤔

Riddle: I make bad decisions when I'm drunk, but when I sober up, I'm full of regret. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What do you get when you mix alcohol with a brainy organ? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, my vision a blur,
After a few drinks, I'm sure to occur.
I dance and laugh, with no cares in sight,
But come the next morning, I'll regret my late night.

What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I make you feel fuzzy, but too much will make you dizzy. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and sway, my words all a mess,
I drink too much and can't pass a sobriety test.
What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I start out strong and sharp, but the more you drink, the more I disappear. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: I start off clear, but the more you drink, the harder I am to see. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What do you call a man who races to the pub and ends up flat on his face? 🤔

Riddle: I make you wobbly on your feet, but without me, your night's incomplete. What am I? 🤔

Riddle: What gets sharper the drunker it gets? 🤔

Riddle: I stumble and slur, my vision is blurred,
In this state, I'm known to be quite absurd.
I may spill my drink, or try to dance,
But come morning I'll regret this chance. 🤔